I hate assholes...

Hey! Here again, with more embarrassing political photos! Recently, Budweiser thought that since fat rich republican bastards have 10X more cash than we do, they should target the republicans more. So, since republicans are both greedier, and richer than us, they decided to use a large up and coming political figure for their new mascot. Introducing... DRUNK MCCAIN!

Orange Runner is possibly one of the best games out there. If any one out there is reading this (I doubt anyone will) Guys, if you have the time, go check it out. Also, if you could, recommend it for the stick games collection. Lastly, if any of you guys are good with action scripts and game engines, Maxwelldoggums (The creator of Orange Runner) could use some help. Just pm him about it.

I got a few jokes to say before I go to play some Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

JK 1: As you may well know, many very common substances such as salt have scientific names. For example, the well commonly known mineral salt, is also known as Sodium Chloride. Recently, the SRFOUSA (Scientific Research Facility Of The United States Of America) has teamed up with the Cola companies to give Viagra another name. They call it, Mount And Do. Please congragulate the Pepsi company for being the main sponser of Viagra. Now un-officially known as Mount And Do! (Tm)

Jk 2: There was this intern who worked at a hospital. It was about 6:00 PM and he did not eat anything at all that day yet. So he was starving, but all he had to do was listen to an elderly women for a few minutes, before he could go on his break. So when he got into the room, very politely he asked: "How are you?" He hoped she would just say fine, and then he could leave, but instead she actually told him how she was. Going on all day about how her hip hurt, or how neglected she felt, after about an hour, the guy got really angry. He looked around and he saw, a bowl of peanuts next to her. So when she wasn't looking he snatched a handful, by the time it was empty, she was done talking, and then he left. So on the way to the Cafeteria, he felt really guilty, that he ate that old woman's peanuts, so he went back to apologize. He said: "Excuse me, I have something to confess, while you weren't looking, I ate all your peanuts, so, I'm sorry." Then she looked and she noticed the peanuts were gone, so she turned and said shocked. "Oh, thats okay, I don't like peanuts, I was just leaving them there for someone to take them, I just like to suck the chocolate off of them."

JK 3: Screw it, I'm too lazy to type another paragraph tonight, instead just because I know you guys love those menacing anti-Hilary Clinton pictures, I'll post one up.

So, here comes the start of my account, if anyone out there is reading, thx... but then again, what are the fat chances of that...

HILARY CLINTON FOUND DRIVING DRUNK, SHE WAS LATER ARRESTED.